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trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

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mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

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akarude: k1tty-k1ng: akalea: please don’t delete this My...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:32:54 -0400

akarude:

k1tty-k1ng:

akalea:

please don’t delete this

My boyfriend, Chris, gave me this turtle. I know three months doesn’t sound like a long time but I’ve been in love with him forever. We met last year, freshman year, in a class we both were forced to take. The way we ended up talking is, he wrote his number down and handed it to me without saying a word, then left. I literally texted him the next period. The first time we ever hung out, it was at the town carnival. Apparently he was going to ask me to be his girlfriend that night. The problem was, I had a boyfriend. He wasn’t aware of this until that night and of course, he didn’t ask. One day, I was telling him about how turtles are my favorite animal & he jokingly said he’d give me one. Soon after, we drifted apart, he starting dating someone else. Even though I had a boyfriend, when I found out, I was crushed. I didn’t know why at the time. I was confused because I thought I was in love with my current boyfriend. Soon after we starting talking again. Both in relationships with other people. We became best friends. We basically told each other everything. Sophomore year started. Eventually, him and his girlfriend didn’t work out, and broke up. One day, he told me he wanted to kill himself. On Christmas day. I had ditched my family that day so the second I found out, I insisted that he come over right away. He ended up spending the night. That night, he told me he loved me & we kissed. It was the first time I experienced a “spark” when you kiss someone. I’ve kissed plenty of people & this kiss was different. I was nervous and excited and my heart was beating at a pace of a million per second. That’s when I realized that I had always been in love with him. I broke up with my current boyfriend a week later. The very next day, Chris got off my bus stop after school and said he had a surprise for me, but he couldn’t tell me until we got to my room. So, we walked to my house, ran upstairs, shut the door, and he blurted out “will you be my girlfriend?” It was the last thing I expected and I was so excited I could cry. I literally said yes like “whAT YES” and I hugged him really tight. One day, after about a month and a half of being the happiest girl ever, he said he had another surprise while at school. We have lunch together, so I went to lunch wondering what it was. He told me to close my eyes and turn around, so I did. When I turned back around, there was this turtle on the table. I was so happy, I hugged him really tight and said thank you about a million times. He said it was hand carved and he had it since he was really young. He was going to give it to me last year but the reason he didn’t is because he had a girlfriend. He said he gave it to me because he always promised me he’d give me a turtle and he didn’t want to break it.

THAT’S SO FUCKING CUTE

oh my god, awee

fukuo: Oh, I’m so tired, it’s 10:26 PM now. What the hell am I even doing being awake. I have to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:32:48 -0400

fukuo:

Oh, I’m so tired, it’s 10:26 PM now. What the hell am I even doing being awake. I have to sleep.

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heyfunniest: This is why I love her so much.

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heyfunniest:

This is why I love her so much.

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pema001: 初書きあずにゃん！ on Twitpic

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pema001:

初書きあずにゃん！ on Twitpic

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GREEK WEDDING HAIRSTYLES 2013 PICTURES

What? A murder?! Just kidding! They hung up the moment I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:44:58 -0400

What? A murder?!

Just kidding! They hung up the moment I answered!

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edskudder: A couple simple flipbooks from the most recent...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:43:48 -0400

edskudder:

A couple simple flipbooks from the most recent sketchbook. Gotta draw more…

anus: today in english, the teacher asked the class for a synonym of ‘perfect’ and i yelled out my...

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anus:

today in english, the teacher asked the class for a synonym of ‘perfect’ and i yelled out my name

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Samail | AOKI RAPIS | NCL

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